Things I'm Obsessing Over

thedailyfeed:

It’s official: Americans are thirsty.

Liquor sales rose 4 percent last year, with annual sales hitting $19.9 billion. Beer remains the biggest seller among alcohol in the U.S., representing 49.3 percent of the America’s consumption, but liquor once again gulped up some of beer’s market share.

guys

I contributed to this

also I’m glad that most people agree with me that vodka and rum are the boss

thebluthcompany:

Part of Tim Doyle’s Unreal Estate gallery, opening at the Spoke Art Gallery. The title is 10 Cents Gets you Nuts.

[Submitted by: robschwager and thebluthcompany]

yes.

hahaha

(Source: wrinklywrink, via 1-butanol)

sumadremia:

relright:

there has to be a better way to say that

fucking shawn

laughing forever at something no one on tumblr will probably understand

(Source: hipsterarresteddevelopment)

I’m going to tell you a sordid tale

It’s about a boy who decided to eat a gigantic 4.5 pound burrito for a free tee shirt

haha

and for the record the shirt is like a XXL and will probably never be worn out of the house

he better be glad I love him because this was a lot to watch and was pretty disgusting haha

someone has a favorite “baby”

she’s so fucking cute and well behaved

Anonymous asked: post a photo. you havent today

I’m sitting topless on tumblr

so… no thanks

also why do people only request photos from people in anon mode??

maryness:

love

while I love the idea of being in love forever

I would like to point out that elderly people are not the perfect little romantic figures society makes them out to be

there are plenty of elderly people on their upteenth wife, or still dating, or honestly hooking up and having casual sex*

so… this is not really accurate

*really people, I have a friend that works in an “old folks home” that’s really more like a huge apartment complex/resort for old people and she says there’s all sorts of freaky shit going down in there

(via bluejeansstringofpearls)

I’ve gone from following 2,093 people to 1,103*

I sort of wish I could have gotten rid of 10 more people to make it an even thousand

but alas I have gone through every single blog that had posted in the last week (inactive had to go) 

and everyone that I liked stayed

I would like to take this time to say that a lot of blogs seem to be a waste of space and hundreds of blogs look exactly the same, it became insane after a point 

but here we are

I’ve already spent a little bit of time on my dash and it’s an amazing how much better it is

*a lot of you will still think that this number is insane but I like having a shit ton of blogs on my dash because when I’m spending time on my dash it means that I have hours to kill. If you want to see how much of tumblr I look at on the daily you can see it here. And usually that’s all I manage to get to, which can be seen if you actually look at the usernames of those I reblog

wickedclothes:

Octopus hoodies.

This interesting hoodie employs a unique use of space.

The Octopus Hoodie, featured at UNOTRE, is hand-printed in Italy.

As it is hand-printed, there could be asymmetric components, making each hoodie a little bit different from any other.

yeeeees

(via thingsmissfrizzlewouldwear)