Things I'm Obsessing Over

footagenotfound:

A few things:

• Yesterday Heidi Montag discovered a woman who was both laying down AND reading. At the same time! Her mind was totally blown. Terrific. Good job you.
• What is Heidi doing lurking around the USC campus? I mean, I get it, it is a public space and she can do whatever she wants, but c’mon. Heidi hanging out at an institution of higher learning is like me hanging out at a Dash store hoping to run into Kourtney so I can tell her my name is Courtney too, but with a different spelling! BFFs 4eva! Maybe Scott and I can can wear matching neckerchiefs and get yelled at by Kris?!
• Wait, is she saying that she is going to return to the USC campus the next day and wear a bikini while reading? Doesn’t she know how to find a beach? Isn’t there a pool at Paris Hilton’s house that she can sit at? How is this going to help her get a reality show?
• USC should probably just go ahead and cancel classes right now.
• What song do you think is playing on a constant loop all day in her head? I bet it is “She’s Got the Look” by Roxette.
• I hope Heidi got that girl’s permission to go ahead and plaster her ass all over the internet.

I think it’s shameful that she chose pretty much the MOST unattractive angle in which to photograph her

rude

(via jentodafur)