Things I'm Obsessing Over

“…The Greatest Value In The History of Drunk Eating”:

People, this restaurant needs to be available in every state. On every street. There is a Starbucks on every block in this country. The food at Starbucks is ASS, and your drink costs more than an entire combo meal at Cook Out. Every suburb in the universe has some fucking boutique cupcake shop started by some asshole baker’s wife where the cupcakes cost seven bucks each. And still, NO COOK OUT. If there were a Cook Out on every street, no one would complain about the economy, because even hobos would be able to afford delicious, fap-worthy milkshakes on a daily basis. I knew that Cook Out was gonna give me diarrhea, and when that diarrhea finally arrived, all I could do was smile, because it was all so eminently worth it.

Cook Out is awesome.

For the record I have never gotten diarrhea from Cook Out (I blame this guy drinking that night waaaay more than the Cook Out)

But his sentiments say everything I think they should.

If you’ve never been to a Cook Out you won’t even understand what this means. Maybe reading the article from Deadspin will help though.