Things I'm Obsessing Over

jifman05:

healthier-habits:

Fruit and vegetable storage

Fun chemistry fact, ethylene is the simplest hormone that exists in nature, having only 2 carbons double-bonded with 4 hydrogens. This is mad useful though.

this is good because my mom puts EVERYTHING including bread in the fridge so I don’t know where you’re actually supposed to store things

although I like eating my fruit cool so I like to pop them in the fridge for like an hour or so right before eating

(via julieraven)

situpsandfruitcups:

collegehumor:

Bacon is Now a Delicious, Meaty Fruit

Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.

It doesn’t even need to be refrigerated! Ommmg

3 of the 5 ingredients for a BLAT sandwich all together

(Source: reddit.com)

diablodancer:

One woman’s struggle to use her penis cake pan

no sorry

they all still look like penises

(via itsvondell)

been there

(via tattooedupbreakingdown)

ilovecharts:

How to cut a pizza

been doing it wrong this whole time

(Source: chucknobletjunior, via ofunicorndust)

prettygirlfood:

Cream Cheese Bagel with Hot Cheetos

excuse you wut

(Source: Flickr / rvp-cw)

noraleah:

Good links, great pic.

fritesandfries:

I feel like it’s a let’s-get-escape-for-a-moment-and-wear-a-crown-in-the-bathtub kind of day.

(photo of Princess Margaret, taken by Lord Snowdon, via)

Links I love today:

• Are you guilty of this?
• Want: Nutella truffles
• How to flip food in a pan
• Have you read this awesome series about making 17th century food?
• 10 ways to make vegetables for dessert

those links are all pretty on point

(beware first link: see tags)

jennadaily:

via

me at work

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

showslow:

Realist oil painter Lee Price paints self-portraits of herself from an overhead vantage point, primarily in bathrooms while eating junk food. 

gpoy

seriously guys

people give me so much shit about when I tell them I ate something in the bathtub

totally sat in the tub the other day eating popcorn and watching a movie on my phone

(via everyonedies)