Things I'm Obsessing Over

WHAT

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rubato:

notablyindigo:

ankaheebatein:

One cannot simply eat mangos in a civilized manner and enjoy it.

ahahaha roommate brought home a mango last week and I cut it up for us, and after we finished eating the nice pieces, I turned to the seed and started scraping the fruit off with my teeth, as you should. and I turn around when I’m done and roommate is just like O____o.
Psh, girl that is the only way to eat a mango. If you don’t have juice on your nose by the time you’re done, you’ve done it wrong. My tenka technique is second to none, passed down through generations.

bahaha, the fruit on the seed is the best part!!

Linda and I were talking about this the other day after she gave me those mangos

foodopia:

baklava french toast: recipe here

yes

just yes

all the fun none of the anxiety of dealing with puff pastry

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disgrruntled:

lumiere-lune:

This stuff is amazing !

this! is what a bought ! thnk u tumblr tags

what do I gotta do to make elderflowers and lingonberries a thing around here?

(thank gawd for ikea)

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

me when I bought those salt and vinegar chips yesterday after putting off the craving for like a month

disgrruntled:

did you know that there is a Liz lemon Ben and Jerry’s flavor
yea it’s right next to jimmy Fallon’s late night snack flav and the Colbert Americone dream

well
when is Leslie knope getting a waffle themed one

yes I want it

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

they appear to be $121 each though

so no

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this was A+++

will be buying again to eat as a dessert or snack in the future

simple

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foodfuckery:

12 Creative grilled cheese sandwich recipes

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