Things I'm Obsessing Over

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

you would think a school of all places would understand the actual premise of the great gatsby

(Source: acoolshark, via rubato)

meme-meme:

Legit.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

(Source: buing-iton-oppa, via rubato)

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

(via 87daysbefore)

anellipsis:

I just choked on a blackberry I laughed so hard.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(via 87daysbefore)

(Source: thesoundofthefallingrain, via sighfornigh)

lunartes:

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

(Source: scarletarcana, via ladystilts)

towritelesbiansonherarms:

sassygayalexkralie:

i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT

OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO

IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE

GOD

DAMN

brilliant

(via scarymerry)

(Source: thebluthcompany, via disgrruntled)