Things I'm Obsessing Over

But every time I get on the bus in the afternoon to go to class I am always the only woman on the bus.

I rationally know that I probably have nothing to worry about.

But instinctually there’s something unsettling about getting on a bus with 5 strange men.

Bet that’s something most men never even give a thought to, their safety based on gender ratio

what I’m doing 

what a joke

falling off the face of the planet when you’re supposed to pick me up is unacceptable

luckily I’m home now 

but tomorrow…. lkajdlkfjkladsjfklads　

all the girls that tried batting their eyelashes and flirting with the nerdy guy helping volunteering with me

after he told them they couldn’t be ‘the one exemption’ to no more people being able to go to the floor space right in front of the president

sorry bitches gtfo your looks will not always get you all of the amazing fun things you think you deserve

but really this happened like 20 times in the VERY short time I was helping usher after helping with security

(Source: thementaliz, via feyminism)

I hate breathing my own air. It’s all hot and stuffy in here

things that make wearing a face mask more bearable:
-pretending that you are in a scifi movie about a horrifically devastating epidemic 

things that make wearing a face mask infinitely more scary:
-pretending that you are in a scifi movie about a horrifically devastating epidemic

but by the end of the day I will have seen the President of the United States of America with my own eyes

went to bed at 11

been sleeping really restlessly since then

it’s 3 am now

have to get up at 6:30

yay

OBAMA

mostly on the internet because I went and got water, ice cream, and turned on a fan

my boyfriend has a death wish

and then I did

huzzah sick body huzzah

also looking at and thinking about food doesn’t make me ill either

why.

I bet it’s from eating a rash of sour gummy worms and salt and vinegar chips the other day

it’s even worse than the scratch on the roof of you mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it

klafjskdf

it just makes my whole mouth feel funny and my tongue uncomfortable

like when you consciously think about how your tongue fits in your mouth and then nothing fits again

like that but worse

why you should be my friend:

I give really awesome Galentine’s presents and cards to all of my favorite single ladies

(there’s also another but she has not as of yet taken a photograph)

also I think this is funny because my blog had easter eggs all day of my intentions (last one even has the flowers in it!)

I just love my friends