Things I'm Obsessing Over

dicksimmons:

sudden waves of notes on old posts

that gawddamn natural pools post still fucks up my dash on a semi-regular basis

(via scarymerry)

guess which nail has one layer of Essie’s Mademoiselle

GUESS

now you see why I’m so chagrined 

seriously the swatch did not warn this

also ‘most classic grown up pink’

the subliminal message I’m getting from this is that I should be over pink

now you know why I was so mad

I got Essie’s Mademoiselle because I wanted a soft sophisticated pink

but it’s like so transparent

I can’t see it at all

might as well be a clear top coat

why wasn’t I warned

I am so glad that I left my container of frozen mango chunks on the dining room table after I left my house for lunch

THANKS ME

cashier/bouncer/bartender/wait staff’s new favorite game lately is to tell me that my ID expires this year

yes thank you

permits are only valid for 18 months and this is my 3rd one

so there’s a 66% chance my ID is expected to expire ‘this year’ at any point you try to tell me that info

as I walked out of the house in my brand new neon pink pants

I slipped and fell in some mud

RED MUD THANK NORTH CAROLINA

ran inside and threw them in the washer

took them out and still saw a teensy tinge of red in them

ran them again but didn’t get to see how that will turn out

plz don’t stain 

One of my packages said out for delivery this morning

but it was not in my box with the rest of my packages when I just picked them up

NOOOOOOOOOO

I HAVE RINSED MY CUP LIKE 6 TIMES AND IT STILL TASTES LIKE DISH SOAP WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM

AAAAAAAAAAAH

under tornado watch

was mildly a little perturbed while inside

walked home from a friend’s house

became more and more freaked out as I walked 

was immensely close to a panic attack walking in the door

It just feels weird outside

and now that I’m inside the noise is freaking me out

reports are all saying that there’s no tornado reports and just intense winds

but here’s the doppler radar

I’m currently in that highly concentrated red part

please pass by thanks

okay Tumblr we’re really going to have a fight

I’ve reblogged 5 posts from my dash

and 2 have given me this error message and there’s nothing I can do about it except just pretend I don’t want this post on my blog

even went to the actual blog of the post and tried to reblog it and got the same error message

BULLSHIT