Things I'm Obsessing Over

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana

and i mean my dad’s a software engineer

so all in all this is highly suspicious

i asked my dad about the banana and

apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers

so someone gets paired with the banana

this tale got more and more strange as time went on

(Source: uncontrollablechristmas, via scarymerry)

interesting-fact:

neurologist Oliver Sacks reported a case of a man whose perception of time was so radically skewed that it took him several hours to wipe his nose, even though he felt like he was doing it at a normal rate. - http://www.skidmore.edu/~flip/Site/Lab/Entries/2007/2/2_Time_Keeps_on_Slippin,_Slippin,_Slippin_%E2%80%A6_files/Speed%20by%20Oliver%20Sacks.pdf

now I’m trying to just fathom what that would look like

I don’t think you know how the quotations part of facebook works

and even if this is the way you wanted to use it these are not really quotes are they? They’re just things that people say

sebastiannnmichaelis:

rockercjathere:

i-am-canada:

fuck0l0gy:

justasmalltowngirllllll:

lisaeff13:

mina1914:

tellingstoriez:

10knotes:

maeveonnaise:

I would stand outside it and shove my face against the glass to make the person inside feel super uncomfortable.

Reblogging for the comment.

Reblogging for the comment.

Reblogging for the comment.

Reblogging for the comment as well, lmao.

Reblogging for the comment also c:

Reblogging for the comment too.

 Reblogging for the comment also

forever reblog.

haha but can’t you see through this glass if you get super up close?

(Source: fyouautocorrect.com, via perpetualentropy)

sofapizza:

peetaah:

Bunk bed wizardry.

mattress ninja

what

(Source: peetaah)

tyleroakley:

what.

hahahahaha

I’m not sure that would work…

marlodjur:

hrtbps:

Secret cinema found beneath Paris

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)

omg i want to go to there.

ohmahgawd

that’s amazing

(via atticuschapin)

magalomania:

melissamasquerade:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

….

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

What.

oh gosh the creepiest thing is the way the cat sheepishly switches back to meowing

it knows what it did!

(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i, via pandarican)

fuckyeahndasian:

wut

does this really happen?

(via lokalrunde)

tyleroakley:

I’M MOVING.

Imagine growing up here - doesn’t that one game where you find out your Drag Name include your original street name? OMG. Bucket of Blood is an amazing inclusion.

I wish to live there

having people mail you things would be great

(Source: thedailywhat)